WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING DRAFT

We don’t need no stinking draft

We need East Coast shorties
who be draining down forties
and smashing them on the curb
who live to disturb
the peace yall

We need Cali sisters
tight enough to carry heavy ordnance
for their pimps for they won’t
take three strikes
all for love

We need white trash cookers
Dodge City wing-walkers going up and out
in household chemical fireballs
orphaning their attack dogs
their recipes gone forever

We need Fresno cholos
not Lands End Anglos who never stuck anybody
or stood vigil with a pipe and a bag of weed
over a dead soldier named Jésus
til sunup over the Circle K

We need tested mules
no Muffies need apply no followers of fashion
load bearers like in that movie the Passion
of the Christ to make this Crusade
the last one

We’ve got work to do
seduction instruction destruction
excavation adjudication interrogation
it’s going to be hot buggy and dangerous
best not fuck it up with any more Yalies

--May 2004